DJ AM-Adam Goldstein died this past weekend.
Why this event is front page news is not shocking considering the sick/sad society we currently live in. A society where we make martyrs out of misfits- a la Michael Jackson and now DJ CRACK. DJ CRACK whose real name is Adam Goldstein, was a nightclub DJ who hung around with tons of celebrities at all of the “Hot” spots around the country. Most of those celebrities are famous for just being famous, some-what like AM was. So in short FUCK them and FUCK him as well.
Yes! It is sad that a person is dead. His parents lost their son and his siblings lost their brother etc. etc. I feel for them and say a prayer. But what did they lose him too? His huge ego, reckless lifestyle and truthfully those around him helped kill him. His Celebrity friends are at a loss now. Boo fucking whoo!!!
They are Twittering their sadness all over the Internet and newspapers. Why the Fuck weren’t they Tweeting when he was doing crack?????
(Some tweets that should have been sent before he dies by Fucks who are now beside themselves)
John Meyer -Tweet-Hey DJ AM stop doing Crack and try a Butt plug with me.
Lindsay Lohan-Tweet-Adam stop smoking crack, just do coke like me.
Paris Hilton – Tweet – AM I wont even do crack and I am a retarded Whore! So Stop it.
So like typical Hollywood they honor this piece of shit like he had cancer and was some mythical hero.
What a sham and what a bunch of hypocrites.
This jerk off reportedly has 1,000 pairs of sneakers, a Ferrari, a few houses all around the county. He was living out most of our fantasies of money, fame and women. I hope they donate his sneakers to kids in a 3rd world country. A country where a child would be happy to have just one sneaker, thrilled with a freaking pair!
Does anyone know how many American soldiers died in Iraq this month? 35 have been reported and confirmed dead so far. Soldiers who have died for this country. For your freedom and mine as well. Died, so we can read Page Six, scarf McDonalds and to out to nightclubs. Most soldiers don’t make $25,000 in a year, DJ CRACK made that in a night!!! So shed a tear and say a prayer for those brave souls, not DJ CRACK who is a real piece of filth. Along with being overpaid as well, I might add.
DJ Crack cheated death once-I am happy he didn’t get to do it a second time. DJ Crack was in a place crash a year ago where 4 people died. He and the other rich famous person Travis Barker both lived. Ironic the two rich famous people live isn’t it? Maybe God or a higher power was telling him something. “Hey DJ CRACK I am giving you a do over” (Let me mention DJ Crack was a reported recovering addict already). So DJ CRACK-Live be happy, be merry, Spin records and make people happy. You don’t have to cure cancer but appreciate life and be smart. READ BETWEEN THE LINES-DON’T SMOKE CRACK!!!
Some ass-clowns are saying he was going through a lot of physical pain and that is the reason he was on drugs. I know what physical pain is and I know medicine. I know doctors don’t prescribe CRACK for PAIN!!!!!!
Let us not honor this joke, let’s make him an example. Tonight say a prayer for a solider, a truly sick person or someone on hard times. Think of DJ CRACK only after you go to the bathroom and while you are wiping your own.
CRACK is WHACK!
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Now the Fun Stuff!!!!!!!!
Breakups + A message + Mail Bag and The-Hyphen-conversation.
The Best new way to break up with someone!
One of my creepy/shallow/great/cheap/hilarious friends is seeing this girl and wants to break up with her. My boy despite his serious mental issues is really a nice guy. He wants to break with this girl, but wants to do it without hurting her or coming off like and Ass-hole. I have been up all week thinking of ways to help, like the true friend I am. My Solution: The surgical Mask. Just start wearing these things. Refuse to kiss her, try and sleep with her but insist on wearing it. I know she has a family BBQ Labor day weekend he is going to. WEAR it. If her father and uncles don’t abuse her to the point where she must break up with him, do a 180 and just keep the girl.
A message to recent graduates. Class of 2009!!!!
Welcome to Corporate America! If you can find a Job.
Where your $170,000 Diploma gets you a job where you make 10% of its COST!
Where they make promise after promise and keep none of them!
Where nepotism and laziness run Wild!
Where you are told to think outside the box and be creative.
Where you are told to use those Neo-corporate strategies classes and Business efficiency classes.
Then after you speak your mind, you expect huge changes to be made!!
Victory for the new guy!
WRONG. The old useless fuck in upper management whose job it would eliminate doesn’t think it’s a good idea. Who cares if it saves the company a few hundred grand? It means he is out the door, or shockingly has to learn how to use a fucking computer!!! Tough break for him.
So class of 2009 good luck.
Don’t forget- you can always marry more money in one day than you can make in a lifetime!!
Another reason to not live in New Jersey. How could someone take pride in this state?
Response to Fan Mail.
-I think it is utterly disgusting and so sad you need to resort to wearing a wedding ring to get girls. Good luck with the sad group of females that fall for you bull shit.
First did my Aunt Cathy write this to me?????? It really seems like it is kind of her tone and sarcasm.
For the record I do not need a wedding ring or this Blog to get girls. I get girls due to a combination of my adorableness, wit, Charm and sometimes liquor. So thanks for the email, I wish you sent a picture of yourself.
IS IT ME????
-Whenever I am waiting on-line the person in-front of me takes forever, is usually an asshole and causes a scene. Then I take 2 seconds and feel cheated as if I didn't get enough attention.
-Should Text messaging while drunk be illegal? If so I would be doing life in jail.
-Wedding Ring Trials-
I may have to cancel this social experiment. I almost lost my friends ring! I freaked out for a bit but found it with my nail clipper sticking through it. My buddy who lent it to me was relived to say the least.
I really haven’t worn it to much this past week. Like many married men, I just forget to put it on. Or I had client meetings and didn’t want to go through my story with them. So next week, I will try and rock it some more.
I run this town!
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