The Hot Little Sister Phenomenon- (Older sisters please don’t hate the truth!)

I have done some serious academic research and field testing for the above statement. But a Fact, is a Fact. If you have a younger sister, in 9 cases out of 10 she is hotter than you! She is cooler than you and way-way more fun than you! All of your ex-boyfriends and even your current boyfriend now think or thought about her when you guys would bang. Sorry but it is true, and don’t hate me for it. Take a deep look at the world around you. Maybe you are a little sister, accept the fact you’re hotter than your older sister. Embrace it and love it! It must be Gods or the parents working out all of the kinks the first time thought. So don’t fret big sister, accept it and take her left over’s!

What is Wrong With Women vs. What is Wrong With Men.

If you Google what is wrong with Women 204,000,000 hits come up.

If you Google what is wrong with Men 220,000,000 hit come up

So in simple math Men have 16 million things more wrong with them than Women.

Do I agree?? No!!! Of course not. Here are some simple reasons why.

Magazines: There are 9:1 as many magazines geared towards women as there are men.

90% of Men’s magazines don’t even have anything forum where men can whine like most women’s magazines do. Our magazines are about Baseball, Nintendo, Cars, Bobbies and Stereo’s. Our only compliant in those magazines is for the women in our lives to stop complaining and let us play with our toys and read our magazines!

As for women’s magazines: Every freaking month there is a section-why doesn’t he do this? Why doesn’t he do that? What does he really mean? Get inside his brain. Shit, Shit, Shit, Blah, Blah, Blah. I want to set fire to all fucking Cosmopolitan magazines. These things are the curse of male existence. So a lot of these hits come from these crap whinny magazines. Millions of articles trying to analyze men. In the words of Dave Chappelle- comedian all men want is 3 things? Don’t talk so much-Make us a sandwich and BJ’s. SIMPLE.

Television a.k.a the World of Oprah: With all these talk shows, The hallmark channel, Oxygen and all those other PMS TV stations. All these things do is bitch bitch bitch.

So what is wrong with women? They just complain to much! What is wrong with me? We have to listen!

David Letterman- Don’t hate the player-HATE THE GAME!

So what David Letterman banged a few interns. Why the F do you think he got into being a comedian/power position/boss/producer? He did it for the Tookie. This guy has a gap in his teeth the size of the Lincoln tunnel. He is a tall Walrus looking-70 year old. He makes Millions and Millions of dollars. But I am not mad at him. Do you Dave! And do whoever you want! Interns-guests-camera men. That bald dude who plays the Piano.

They call it the “casting couch” for a reason. Jimmy Fallon would bang interns, only if they were 9 year old boys, we know what team he plays for. Leno-this guy is in Prime time-now! He moved past interns and such, he now bangs D-List actresses and reality T.V stars. Dave I feel you buddy. Live it up.

-Bits and Pieces of my life.

-I called my friends cell phone recently and his wife picked up. He didn't answer because he was passed out-naked- on his couch; in his own piss and throw up (she told me this!). I felt awkward with her picking up the phone, I love her to death-she is the best. It just made me realize holy-shit, she can pick up his cell phone now? They really are fucking married! Scary

-Thank God the Mets season is over. Those pieces of Shit were giving my ulcers all summer. There is always next year or the year after or maybe the year after that……….

-I went to a wedding without shots. Of course the couple was not from Rockaway

-Is being Steve Mcnair an overboard Halloween costume?

Next week: We discuss-

Cheaters: Once a cheater-always a cheater??

Marrying up: What is it and how did my friends do it!

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