"No shot. I would not do it ,ever. She is the bread winner. Her husband does not even work! She even wrote a freaking book. Plus she is a grandmother. Grandmas should not be doing that"!
-Lauren
On if Sarah Palin gives her husband BJ's.
"Thanksgiving is awesome. You don't give any presents. There are no dumb songs to sing, my uncle doesn't wear a gross sweater to try and be funny. You just eat all day and night, watch Football and nap. If only you could end it with a rub and tug it would be perfect"
-I wont mention his name.
The Move- My boy at work pulled the ultimate move/acting job. He was on a date with a girl.
It wasn't going well, realized this date was going to be it. So when the bill comes he puts on a Dinero performance and pretends he left his wallet at home. The best part-The GIRL bought it!!! The meal and the act!!
The Crossroads/Paradox
The question has been asked plenty of times. But more frequently as of late. That question being: When or would I ever stop the blog for a girl/girlfriend/fiance or wife? This question is as hard to answer as, What is the meaning of life? It is like playing chess vs. oneself. Impossible I say! I ask the question in return: Why would a girl/someone want me to cancel it? This is partly what I get for dating girls who can actually read. Honestly though, this blog keeps me from seeing the psychiatrist I desperately need to see. Thus keeping my health care costs low-co-pays as well, so I can save up for that engagement ring. It keeps me off medication, which can lead to moodiness, irritability or even worse erectile dysfunction. So it is mutually beneficial.
This Blog makes other happy. Why would my significant other want to take that away from other people? She would be despised and hated. The Yoko-Ono of Blogs! Who wants that title?
I want my girl to be the first lady of blogging, an icon, similar to Jackie O.
I know there is a big shadow that I cast and it may be difficult to live with. I understand, but at the end of the day look what your getting. ME. What is better? Really?
I will play Devils Advocate though and have some fun and give a few reasons why I would end it. If:
I date or marry a rich girl, who lets me stay at home. I can be bought. She must also be a Met fan and have no babies daddies other than me. Easy Right? Until then see you Mondays!
The Countdown:
So MTV's Jersey shore is coming this weekend. Fake tans, Spiky hair, dudes on steroids in Jean shorts saying "ay yoooo"" over and over. While also dancing- a.k.a Fist pumping!!! There is an Italian group that is protesting the show and demanding that it is canceled. They think it portrays Italians negatively and gives them an unfair stereo type. Note to whatever Italian group that says that, please Shut down NEPTUNE'S, PATTY Mc Gees and Flood Howard beach if you are concerned with a negative portrayal. Immediately do it. Just save New Park Pizza and a handful of my friends parents.
So MTV please don't cancel this show. It will have more people aged 16-30 watching than anything on CNN/PBS/CNBC would air!
I look forward to being entertained, while simultaneously getting dumber.
Sorry for the short entry. Spending the weekend with my family was mentally draining. Next week I will make it up to you!
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