Doggie Birthday Parties:
This is the newest dumbest “Trendy/Cool” thing that people now do. People having birthday parties for their freaking dogs. I am talking about full-fledged parties with: Presents, Cake, birthday hats (for Dogs, human guests and for their dogs as well), and Candles.
Christ come on!!! I like dogs, but having a birthday party?? It is so F’ing sad and is truly something a very sick person or a very pathetic person does. Sort of like the person who throws an open bar birthday for themselves and is the only person that shows up. (It happens more than you think).
Exception: You have a Seeing Eye dog. Then that dog deserves a party.
Kendra Wilkinson on losing the Baby weight:
Great Magazine Cover! I am so glad you are whoring your child out so quickly. I am sure he is going to be thrilled when this picture is shown to him by all of his friends when he gets older. And when it is continuously tapped to his locker in high school. Great job whore. I am so glad you got your body back. Buy how did you do it?
Kendra:
“How I got my body back? Well I am now bulimic again; I started doing cocaine again and I just never eat, EVER! The weight just came right off”.
Great advice but:
Nobody cares that you lost a ton of weight after having a kid. Get your Damn GED and get a freaking job or try and get some Talent. Whore. Good luck, try www.Monster.com
Does anyone know how to start a FAN Page on Facebook? Email me if you do know how.
Fan Page Coming soon: Leave Ashlee Dupree Alone and Let her become the Grammy award winning singer she is destined to be. BECOME A FAN.
My Addiction to 19 year olds:
My addiction continues. This little 19 year old has hit me right in the ass with one of cupid’s Love arrows. This Potty Mouthed little Princess, is so freaking adorable. I am truly smitten. I know for a fact she can actually read and that doesn’t have any kids!!! She is funny, smart, real fun to be around and definitely has breeding potential. She lives in the city 82% of the time, 18% G.U.D the other.
Plus, I am almost positive that she has never been in a mental hospital. So what am I to do? Is it her that I am attracted too? Or is it that deceptive age, again?
19- The year of trickery. 19 year olds just want to have fun, not take things to serious, always are happy and really are appreciative of things.
But in 365 days could the transformation happen? She all of sudden becomes a whiney, ungrateful miserable 20 year old?? Say it aint so. These crossroads will define me. My addiction continues. Maybe I should grow up. Maybe not. But, maybe she is the one.
A New Beginning-The CHURCH of Gwynne:
I have an announcement to make. I am officially now a man of the lord. First there was Dr. King, Minister X and Rev. Sharpton. Now there is Reverend Gwynne.
Praise the Lord. I am now available for Weddings, therapy, corporate conferences and motivational speaking engagements. Prices negotiable.
Word of the Week:
They are everywhere you go. All Parts of the world. From Duke to Dubai; From Binghamton to Bali-They are all over the place with their plaid clothing and Lacrosse sticks.
Video Link of the Week:
* I apologize for the short entry. Going out tonight for FAT TUESDAY!!
I promise next week to give you all a bonus edition!
I promise next week to give you all a bonus edition!
Next Week/Coming Soon:
GwynneFlix
Word of the week
Dating Records Expunged
Dangerous Donna May be meeting a girl.
TV-Show Mash ups
Tweets-Texts from Last Night
Katching up with the Kardashians
John Mayers “Hood Pass” Revoked
FASHION WEEK
1979- They Year of the Crazy Women
Valentines Hang Over-
Back off my Man Tiger Woods
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