Sorry for the long delay in postings. Life sometimes just takes over.
I was in Vegas two weeks ago for a bachelor party and then had the wedding of the year this past weekend. I will cover both events in next weeks edition.
Again, my apologizes:
As for this week:
A Simple Debate:
I have been getting some flack from family, friends (mostly females who are past their prime), friend’s girlfriends (upset because I have already ran through and dumped on a few of their friends). But the flack they have been giving me is about my love and preference for younger girls (YG or YGs from now on).
When I was young I used to hate when older guys crept in and stole all the girls my age. But I realize that I was an idiot back then, how ever many years ago it was. I had a bike, older guys had cars. I worked at a restaurant those guys owned restaurants.
But now that I am that guy in the drivers seat, I am taking full advantage of it!
I am currently seeing a YG, who is 21 and lives on Long Island (G.U.D I know, but she loves driving to the city and is allowed sleepover privileges from her Mom).
A friend said, “Why are you seeing her. It is ridiculous how young she is. Why don’t you date (Blank) you know you two are going to end up together”.
My response : “Blank is real complicated. I love her but she is sort of difficult and I am not ready for all that right now”
So I have been thinking about my decisions/lifestyle and the obvious cliché thing to do was to make a list.
I thought make a list between my 21 year old and girl who I am seeing or ______ who I love? Not fair, I deep down am biased towards Blank.
So instead I am going to debate and List, OGs (Old Girls) vs. YGs, not just help me but to help everyone.
**Note** This is not a compassion of 21G.U.D and Blank.
This is just a YGs vs. OGs overall comparison.
BODY- In most cases YGs have better bodies. They are still in college; don’t have full time jobs and or any real stress issues in their lives. Some OGs have gotten complacent in their ways. It’s true! Don’t shoot the messenger. The OGs who do have real insane bodies are workout freaks. Those OGs shun my lifestyle of Booze, Fast-Food and sleeping until 4pm on weekends. So the answer is simple.
Verdict: YGs by a mile. But not by running one.
MIND- YGs are very open-minded. Naked pictures, kissing other girls and usually say yes to almost anything! OGs are somewhat bitter and can be at times just jaded. Again, don’t shoot the messenger. But YGs at times can be just plain young and dumb. They haven’t been alive the same amount of time as you so some things they just don’t get. Like when you quote a line from Home Alone, then you find out she never saw it because she wasn’t born yet. OGs understand when you get frustrated about work, YGs just think you can quit and everything will be o.k. YGs can be very smart, some have smarts equal to an OG, but Street smarts and life relevance take the prize.
Verdict: OGs
The Ex Issue/Comparison: Younger girls don’t have too many ex’s or past boyfriends. So any older guy is a 100% upgrade. Most of the kids YGs have dated are broke, idiotic, fuck-ups. (I was one of them, I know). YGs are also extremely grateful. The simplest thing is a big deal to them and they show genuine gratitude. OGs have been numbed by years of the dating game and have gotten complacent in it. You take a YG to the movies and Pizza; you are the second coming of Santa Claus and the Easter bunny. OGs want you to take them to some French Bistro and a Broadway play. That’s before you can even get a boobie feel! Also most OGs have this “Perfect Prince Ex” whose family had a house in Nantucket or he used to send flowers all the time or some crap-load B.S thing. What the OG doesn’t remember is “Mr. Perfect” banging her friends behind her back. Stealing money out of her wallet and spending it on coke. Or him smacking her around those "few" times. All that is forgotten, because he was “Perfect” for a while. As an older guy you set the bar for YGs. Take a 22 year old into Tribeca grill, you become Zac Efron. You are now the man. Economically a YG is way better than an OG. OGs just bleed money out of you. Nothing is ever good enough for them. It is a real sickness. Pfizer should make a drug to cure the bleeding men dry disease.
Verdict: By a million dollars and miles. YGs take the crown.
BJ’s: I find YGs do it much more frequently and are more easily convinced into doing so. They also give “complete” BJs. Not the fake 3 head bobs and lets have sex now BJ’s that OGs give.
Sadly, YGs BJ’s aren’t always that good. I guess it is from lack of experience and not having the proper coaching. Many OGs give great head. They just don’t do it as frequent or “Complete”. BJs are not just for birthdays or when guys buy you things.
I find girls in the age range of 22-26 ¾ really are the best at it. Also any divorcee is usually very good. Especially if she got cheated on or if her ex husband is now with a younger girl. It is a spite thing.
Verdict: EVEN
Summary: It truly is personally up to you. Your preference, your desire, your threshold for pain. In the end, do what makes you happy. And I have to say two 20 year olds would make me happier than one 40 year old. But to each his own. And in the words of the great philosophers the BLACK EYED PEAS “Imma be me”
Next Week:
Corey Haim
Jesse James, Tattoo McGee, Sandra “Dead Fish” Bullock
Las Vegas
A Wall Street Wedding
Dancing with the Stars
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