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Inception
If you only have your G.E.D please do not see this movie. Also do not see this movie if you have smoked weed or taken physcadellic mushrooms in the past 9 hours. Unless you are looking to commit suicide buy pulling your brain out through your nose, then don’t.
The movie has Leonard DiCaprio looking cute as ever going into people’s dreams and making decisions for them. Bad enough your girl wants to blow him, now he can just go into our dreams and tell us what to do? It’s messed up. Leo is the best Dream Diver on the Dream diving Team. Then Juno 
comes around (after she had the baby) and then she becomes the best dream jumper, herbing Leo. There are some fights inside people’s dreams. There is Snow Mobiling, Mountain Climbing, Bridge Jumping and shit like that. It is like the Matrix of Dreams. Then you wake up at the end of the movie and think you just dreaming. Real creepy. The Town
So this movie was truly a wicked pissah. The crew from Good Will Hunting. (Minus Will who actually became an actor in real life). Can’t hang out at Bahhrs and the Batin' Cages anymore, decide to Rent Heat, Shawshank Redemption and Point Break on DVD. They then decide to just become bank robbers instead of janitors and construction workers. Chucky (Ben Affleck) wrote and directed this movie. So no shock he is the hero-mastermind-guy who gets the girl and wants to go straight. Also, the chick in the movie he falls for could have been way better looking. Blake Lively from Gossip girl didn’t have to stretch her acting skills to far. She played a 22-year-old Drunk/Oxycotin snorting whore. Do they give out awards for people playing themselves in movies?
So the end of the movie is a shoot em up, 4 bad guys vs. 400 Cops outside of Fenway Park. The dumb skinny kid who doesn’t say a word all movie gets shot in the head, first. Then the fat kid goes Kamikaze and dies next. Then the Dude from the Hurt Locker goes all Scarface and gets Swiss-cheesed, going down in a blaze of glory. Then Afleck somehow escapes and moves to Florida, while leaving Cash and an Orange (To let he know he was going to Florida) buried in dirt. Movie is over. I am down $40 after Tickets Popcorn and Soda. Coulda waited for the DVD.
Haven’t seen it yet, but I will tell you what happens:
The Social Network aka The Facebook Movie:
The movie starts with a skinny, nerdy, unathletic, curly haired Jewish kid at Harvard.
Nobody wants to hang out or be seen with him. So just like High School he sits alone in his room for 12 hours a day on his computer whacking off and playing fantasy-world games. Some cool kids want to make an online pseudo-porn sight of all the girls at Harvard. Sort of like a computerized black book. The Nerd likes the idea but not only wants to get laid, but also wants to make friends and stay connected with other kids who don’t get laid. So the nerd Steals the idea and makes it better, The American way, right?
Then Justin Timberlake shows up in the middle of the movie (So we know any Oscar consideration or real acting award wont be won by this movie.) A few girls in the theater squeal when they see him n screen as if they can hear him. Then he goes off screen and we never have to see his attempt to act for the rest of the film.
The nerd gets threatened; he hides in his room of course. Then behind a lawyer etc etc. He becomes a billionaire and now finally can get laid.
But in a strange and sick way he turned our current and future societies into what he once was, except without a billion dollars. Kids are now on the computers for 14 hours a day. Can’t play sports. Talk to live girls. Or get laid and only have virtual sex.
Damn you Facebook!
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