Braylon Edwards Fumbles 3x in one night.

We all know this Genius was picked up for a DWI the other night. While a few of us read between the lines we know why he was really picked.  DWB- Driving while Black.  You cannot be Black and be Driving a Range Rover at 4:30am on a Monday Night! anywhere in Manhattan.  Before  3:31am is fine, but after, you got no chance.  Cops would even pull over Al Sharpton at that time and not be afraid of having to justify the reason.

To top it off he has a Terrorist looking Beard as well. No cop in his rightful mind was letting him off.  Lessons learned. Just get a Driver.  Ask Puffy circa 2000.