The old rules: Never shop for a Ho, Never hold a Ho’s hand in public, never introduce your mama to a Ho and never marry a Ho. Simple.
But just like global warming, the Ho climate has changed.
Ladies by evidence from the above article it is now o.k. to have sex early and often. While we may still judge you and tell all of our friends we plowed you the first night we met, it could possibly lead to a long term “real” relationship and maybe even (possibly, but not likely) marriage! Who knew???
In the olden days when a girl would blow a guy or sleep with him the first night the chances of her ever becoming a “real” girlfriend were few if any shot at all. There was no chance of her being brought to a family function. The “How did you meet” question would not be a topic of conversation we would want to discuss. Also we didn’t want to have to worry about you maybe giving Uncle Milt or the Bus boy a hand-job in the bathroom at your cousins wedding. But all those worries are now gone! Hopping into bed it a good thing! Not just for us guys, but for you girls as well. You get to test drive the machine/merchandise right away. That way maybe you can make the decision after sex and say “Yea he is nice, great job, but I can’t bang that the rest of my life”. It gives you options! A win win for all.
This study was done in Iowa, where all they are known for is Sex, Corn and Crystal Meth. So it must be 100% accurate. So have fun and let the Bed hopping begin
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