Saturday, October 9, 2010

Bronx Teacher Admits Being A Former Prostitute-So What?

Bronx grade-school teacher at P.S. 70 Melissa Petro admits being a former prostitute - NYPOST.com


I really don’t know why they made this into such a big deal. It wasn’t like she blew anyone to GET her actual teaching job; she just got paid to blow people before she got it.  We all have had shitty ex-jobs we hate and are embarrassed about, what makes her different? We should at least give her some credit; her new job does provide health insurance, a pension and paid summers OFF.  Tell me how many pimps give their hoes the ENTIRE summer off PAID? Not any I know of.
            I guess in some old-fashioned peoples eyes having an ex-hooker teaching kids isn’t the best thing. But hey at least it was in the Bronx, where only 1 in 30 public school kids will make a meaningful contribution to society.  9 of 30 will probably go onto hooking, so maybe she could have helped in some ways. Just saying.
A few other things she could have taught or helped with:

Sex Ed: She could show the kids her Herpes outbreaks and how to apply condoms using their mouths.

Entrepreneurship: running a cash business, avoid taxes and being an independent contractor.
           
At least she wasn’t banging any of the kids.