Tiger Woods former #1 Putter and ex-nightclub hostess, Rachel Uchitel is now pursuing her Masters Degree in Forensic Psychology. That is not a joke, I am dead serious. This truly is an apparent situation of Career day going horribly wrong.
Guidance counselors don’t tell: Fat girls to become Ballerinas, Women to be Racecar drivers, Midgets to go play in the NBA, Retards to become Astronauts. They tell people somewhat of the truth and try and guide them in what they are actually capable of. I am sure Ms Uchitel was either blowing her guidance councilor and he was moaning, “Sure you can become whatever you want, uh huh” Or she missed her appointment totally because she was getting double teamed by the football team under the bleachers. Either way there is a total disconnect.
I could only imagine super psychologist at her first murder scene. “I once found a half of pill of ecstasy in a couch cushion at Marquee, then found the other half in a bathroom stall. I will solve this case in a minute.” Who wouldn’t she make feel like she had the crime all wrapped up?
I am really just concerned because she usually has most of the D.N.A in her Hair and on her chin. You can’t sole crimes that way. Maybe she actually become C.S.I- Cock Sucking Instructor.
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